#WHENINLONDON

WHEN I DO MY DAILY TRANSFER IN THE TUBE…

and find out the signs have been changed:

WHEN I AM PEOPLE-WATCHING AND SOMEONE TRIES TO GET MY ATTENTION

WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT THEIR GREAT JOB IN CANARY WHARF

IT’S BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND

But the weather is going to be miserable.

WHEN I GO TO BUSABA ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AND THE WAIT IS 1 HOUR

WHEN I WANT TO SEE A FILM AND REALIZE EVEN STUDENT TICKETS ARE 10 POUNDS

WHEN THE CARS STOP BUT THE CYCLIST DOESN’T

WHEN I’M WALKING ON BRICK LANE AND I SMELL INDIAN FOOD

Then I’m like:

WHEN I GET THE BILL AND TIP IS ALREADY INCLUDED

WHEN I SIT DOWN AT A RESTAURANT

And the waiter forgets about me:

But then they come over: